"Before He Cheats"

  Right now he's probably slow dancing with a 
bleached-blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity 
little drink
'cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a 
pool stick,
showing her how to shoot a combo...

  And he don't know...

  That I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

  Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke.
Right now, she's probably saying, "I'm drunk"
and he's a-thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on
3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo*...

  Oh, and he don't know...

  That I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

  I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
'cause the next time that he cheats...
Oh, you know it won't be on me!

  No... not on me

  'Cause I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

  Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

  Oh, before he cheats... oh, oh.

       [* Polo is Ralph Lauren's men cologne]